Defenestrate Your Résumé!
Friday
April 24th, 2009
Use more buzzwords in your résumé.
Fluent in ASP, SQL, C++, HTML, MCSE, MCP+I, TCP/IP, CCA, CCNA, token ring and PCMCIA network interface cards for LAN connectivity. Assisted CEO, VP, and CSS with HPPD-related PKs and assorted AFM-oriented tasks. Frequented T.G.I.Fridays. Was all like OMG STFU.
via The Non-Expert: Defenestrate Your Résumé! by Matthew Baldwin – The Morning News.
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